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Butter job

An unsavoury move involving butter as a lubricant. Often performed under the table in seedy, or occasionally high class restaurants.
1. "My ho gave me a butter job last night!!"
by Jen der Bende March 31, 2007
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fetus butter

(n.)
1) The various fluids and solids extracted during an abortion (excluding the actual fetus).

2) The mix of fluids that results from having sex with and ejaculating in a woman that is menstruating.

3) A term used to express disgust with the food choices of a peer, especially sauces and spreadable toppings.

4) An ethnic or odd food your peers may find disgusting.
She just got a Back alley abortion and now she has fetus butter running down her leg.

That was a messy fuck. Now wipe up that fetus butter, get your ass in the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Jack: Can I get some extra mayo on that?
Joe: You just love that fetus butter, don't you?

Jack: Lets head over to that sushi place and get some fetus butter.
Joe: You disgust me. I can hardly contain the vomit rising in my throat.
by di0 May 7, 2007
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butter elemental

An astoundingly large, fat and meaty person, whose flab is so expansive they seem to be made of melted butter.
We have a strict "No fat chicks" policy; all lardasses, hambeasts, thunder thighs, and level 47 butter elementals will be prosecuted
by Saxby Chambliss May 20, 2009
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butter tooth

when someone's teeth pieces look like they been brushed daily with land of lakes extra thick and creamy for 10+ years...
damn dude, might as well butter ya bagel with that butter tooth
by yaes December 16, 2010
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truffle butter

It's made with all-natural sweet cream butter, real black truffle pieces and real black truffle juice with a touch of black truffle oil and soy sauce for seasoning and depth of flavor. In other words, it's FOOD! Dumbasses.
Talkin Filet's with the Truffle Butter.
by Ms. 25/8 November 6, 2015
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anal butter

its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.
man i just fucked your sister in the ass and she licked off all the anal butter of my cock
by psychopathic ninja May 24, 2008
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Butter knife

A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.

Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.

We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:

Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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