burn the poem

verb.

1. to ejaculate

Andy: Dude, I was with Jasmine last night, and I totally burned the poem all over her fucking face!

Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.

by Alex McCullough May 12, 2012

burn vac

can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum

ive been burn vacking all day. my whole house smells like a burnt vacuum

by BDANGLES March 8, 2011

Burn-Tan

A burn-tan occurs when the original subject burns after being in the sun for a number of hours and then within 24 hours appears only tan and not at all burnt.

Lucky bastard burn-tans.

by AnAsshole4Life July 8, 2011

burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.

Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.

by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 14, 2011

iThigh Burn

The result of sitting on the toilet with a hot laptop computer on your lap for too long.

Jenny's constipation and insatiable need to chat on Facebook caused her serious iThigh Burn while she was on the toilet this morning.

by KHigh Radio November 9, 2011

Counter-Burn

To equalize a trailing/running joint or blunt with a flame of your personal choice.

Yo, that shits running...counter-burn it bitch!

We don't waste no bud here, we always counter burn our woods.

Don't be a bum counter-burn that shit.

Hey watch that shit, it's running counter-burn it.

Around the turn, just Counter-Burn.

by Masked Producer November 24, 2021

Gray burn

When a person is tired on a physical, mental and spiritual level.

I'm feeling the gray burn right now

by The ultimate bruh May 21, 2023