brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009

Brown Gilmore

a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.

"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"

"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"

by D. Sanchez III October 7, 2009

brown hornet

To OD on heroin.

oh shit, she's dead. she got bitten by the brown hornet

by dnpr December 5, 2010

Brown Plummer

The oppisite of a blowkin. It is when a man eats a woman out while she takes a shit.

"Hey man, last night I gave my girlfriend a brown plummer."

"Dude thats fucking sick."

by G-Murder1882 January 7, 2009

nathan brown

Usually a chill guy and someone who plays video games ,lazy ,and sometimes awesome and weird.says he’s cool and good friend

Hey Nathan brown u awesome

by Me it’s hey February 10, 2018

Brown Pinata

Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats".

"Last night, Alexi gave me a Brown Pinata. I'm wearing a diaper as we speak."

by Corndog January 6, 2005

gone brown

Meaning gone wrong or titsup, like gone to shit (being brown)

We were doing so well till it all went brown.

doing alright? nah its all gone brown

by Alberto Balsam January 30, 2005