Bro-ho

Brian Holden's Fan-Girls

Brian Holden sure has alot of Bro-Ho's!

by Dalekdude October 7, 2011

alt bro

A rare lifestyle that combines some elements of being a bro (drinking beer, getting it in) with elements of being a hipster (listens to Bon Iver, stares out of windows while writing philosophy papers) with biddie moments mixed in (complains about not having enough boys' attention).

Friend 1: So these guys have been paying too much attention to me...
Friend 2: God you're such a biddie!
Friend 1: No! I'm not a biddie, I'm a bro! I like to drink beer in shower stalls and stuff like that.
Friend 2: "Cough Cough" Biddie
Friend 1: Whatever, I'm going to listen to some obscure bands while writing this paper about life and stuff. Afterwards I will go smoke and maybe reblog some upside down black and white photos.
Friend 2: Hipster!
Friend 1: I'm not a hipster or a biddie! I'm a bro!
Friend 2: Shut up biddie.
Friend 1: Guys, I am an alt bro.
Friend 2: Whatever, that's not even a real thing...
Friend 1: Time to go make out with some boys!

by DenL April 29, 2012

NorCal Bro

Generally a douche bag from northern California. Most norcal bro's habitat is Chico State University. A norcal bro is someone who ruins parties because they think they are cool kids.

person 1: who's that fag?
person 2: Dude hes a total norcal bro!

by jhklhhkh April 23, 2009

Lax Bro

Any male individual who plays (or assosiciates those who play) lacrosse. They wear hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair. Their vocabulary consists of, but is not limited to: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc.

Sam:Yo look at those shorts, their soo bro!
Kevin: Yeah, they're almost too bro!
Sam: You can't be too bro, bro!

Steve: Holy shit! Look at those Lax Bros ^^^

by Sneel April 30, 2009

Bro-Friend

A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends

The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"

Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped a brutal line on me!

Friend: What was it

Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"

Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!

by Age Capo December 14, 2008

bro bible

a code of conduct for bros to live by to become a more dominant alpha-bro

Stick to the bro bible and you'll be influential to all bros

by BrotimusMaximus July 21, 2014

bro hoe

a bro hoe is a girl who hangs with a groups of guys called "bros". normally the guys smoke pot and hookah and love to drink, dirt bike, fight, race and PARTY. bro hoes love all the same things as bros... but they also wear a lot of thick eye liner, and tons of makeup... usually their hair is overprocessed, blonde on the top and black on the bottom... they wear name brands such as SKIN, SOCAL, TAPOUT, NO FEAR & SRH... they date guys with lifted trucks with nice rims, lost of naked girl stickers on them and who their mothers hate... their favorite shapes are SPADES & STARS... they love pushup bras & low cut shirts... usually they have gotten with most of the guys in their crew... they acts like bad asses but are usually harmless, unless they all get together and attack you... they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies... some are sluts, others are sweet... just depends what crew you roll with...use words like "crew", "roll", "chill", "swoop"...etc... they live in the 951//909 and they DGAF!

i am a 951 bro hoe and i'm fuckin proud of it!

by socallove26 December 7, 2006