Friend 1: So these guys have been paying too much attention to me...
Friend 2: God you're such a biddie!
Friend 1: No! I'm not a biddie, I'm a bro! I like to drink beer in shower stalls and stuff like that.
Friend 2: "Cough Cough" Biddie
Friend 1: Whatever, I'm going to listen to some obscure bands while writing this paper about life and stuff. Afterwards I will go smoke and maybe reblog some upside down black and white photos.
Friend 2: Hipster!
Friend 1: I'm not a hipster or a biddie! I'm a bro!
Friend 2: Shut up biddie.
Friend 1: Guys, I am an alt bro.
Friend 2: Whatever, that's not even a real thing...
Friend 1: Time to go make out with some boys!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

"He's not your typical guy, more like alt-bro or something... Kinda weird, but in a good way."

Dude 1: "Hey, get some veggies in ya."
Dude 2: "Stop being such an Alt-Bro!"
Dude 1: "I just care about ya, buddy."

Dude: "Where do you work?"
Alt-Bro: "I just go where my heart takes me."
Dude: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

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An Alt-Bro is much like the Dave Matthews listening, sandal wearing Bro of the 90's, only wears tight pants, and only alternative music.