Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Boner Jams

R&B songs or slow rap songs about sex, etc. Many of Usher's songs fall into this category.

I like to spend my time making funnel cakes and listening to boner jams.

by Detr May 16, 2013

Dirty Boner

When you succeed putting your unerrected cock into an unconsented hobo's asshole and then you get an erection inside him.

Eric: Dude, I gave a Dirty Boner to a hobo last night.

Guillaume: Did you wash your cock?
Eric: No. I like it better with this human nutella on it.
Guillaume: You're so funny. Wanna fuck?
Eric: Awesome dude!

by Gars du 10 July 23, 2009

boner-kill

pretty self explanatory..
When someone shares information you didn't want to know, especially if the person is of the opposite sex. When a girl, who initially was turning you on, turns you off by, for example, giving you hand backwards or getting tired and giving up. Also used to express general disgust.

"Pete, dudeee... i heard about you and Francesca! How are things with a new buckfuddy??"
"Overrated"
"Go on."
"Well Stef, everything was fine. She was giving me hand and then she kinda just... got tired, slowed down and kind of... stopped... it was kinda like losing power in the middle of a hockey game... what a boner-kill."
"I think I'm gonna cry."

by Ultimatejerk September 1, 2006

Emotional Boner

noun- that feeling that you get when you are head over heels over someone. Or whenever you are emotionally charged usually involving a significant other.

I have so much chemistry with this boy and he knows where to touch me. He gives me an emotional boner.

by ivyspoison5 December 14, 2010

boner graveyard

a place where boners go to die.

"did you see Hillary Clinton"
"yeah, she looks like a total boner graveyard"

by lettheweinerkick March 4, 2009

boner rower

the act in a threesome where the girl takes two dicks in her hands and pretends to row with them

My girlfriend is such a boner rower, she rowed the shit out of me and tom.

by thatguy11 February 11, 2009