A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
Get the president blowjobmug. by Toby Mac 699 January 16, 2019
Get the Blowjobmug. If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
Get the Hooter and the Blowjobmug. When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.
(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!
by Testikahn December 17, 2011
Get the Truckstop blowjobmug. She bent over and gave me a demi blowjob, wrapping her fingers around my shaft and sucking the head of my penis, never allowing more than an inch penetration.
by ThTT April 19, 2017
Get the demi blowjobmug. getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
Get the black mesa blowjobmug. Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025
Get the Brazilian Blowjobmug.