cock block

When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.

Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.

by Dave February 1, 2004

E Block

nounUsed to describe particular section in a prison or county jail.

Inmate 1 - "Yo, I heard JD was back in"

Inmate 2 - "Yeah he's down in E Block"

by Deenar September 19, 2008

block party

1. Basketball slang; When a player is constantly blocking the shots of the opposing team.

Big Frank got about 7 blocks, dude having a block party.

by T. Grissom August 28, 2006

Cop Block

When you're trying to get to work but traffic is moving 10mph below the speed limit because nobody wants to pass the cop that's doing 10 under the speed limit. When people first hear it they think you say 'cock block.'

Sorry I'm late to work, I got cop blocked.

by Late for work with a latte April 17, 2009

Block

A large lump of cannabis resin.

by OB July 31, 2003

t-block

The act of getting cockblocked and teabagged all in the same night, by the same guy.

Paul was really upset because at the party he was cockblocked by his friend, and then after he passed out drunk his buddy came out to teabag the shit out of his face. The next morning he heard he had received his first t-block.

by Troutatly Trout March 25, 2010

cock block patrol

A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.

You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009