When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.
Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009
Get the Job Blocking mug.It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).
Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker
Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker
Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.
by goontym January 8, 2010
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Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.
Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.
by AshDusky February 20, 2011
Get the Cocks Block mug.When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....
Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!
by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011
Get the Blunt Blocked mug.brock: nurse joy!!! please heal my pokemon, along with with my heart!!!
misty: not today loverboy
brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3
pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)
ash:you said it pikachu
misty: not today loverboy
brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3
pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)
ash:you said it pikachu
by alphapedestrian October 23, 2011
Get the brock blocking mug.this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.
similar to a cock block.
similar to a cock block.
Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;
Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&
Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&
by TOFUck September 30, 2011
Get the stalk block mug.When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013
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