Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023

Unreal bjorken

Pedophile who loves ra*ing innocent nuggets.

Did you see the news.

no.

A Nugget man got ra*ed in verdal.

Was probably Unreal bjorken

by pIGSLÆSt December 11, 2023

suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024

im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025

im bored to death

a phrase often used as a hyperbole to express how bored someone is.

1: Im bored to death.
2: Have you tried searching boredbutton.com? drawing? writing every single variation of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and searching for it on this website? learning a language? making a flag? making a language (conlang)? making a web series? making pizza? opening a restaurant? writing your name in every writing system in the world? counting to 10,000,000? watching a web series? searching for grammatical mistakes in wikipedia and correcting them? playing a boardgame? learning how to program? read a book? downloading a game? modding a game? binging a series you have never seen? watching a movie? making a fantasy book? creating a fantasy world? writing alternate history? making a map? taking photos of your location? searching random places on google maps? coining a new word? creating a nation following the montevideo convention? going to every single member state of the united nation? have you tried-

by Arpee2763 July 4, 2025

im bored

Me too, buddy. Me too.

Jonathan said, "I'm bored!" Susie said, replying to Jonathan, "Then find something to do other than looking up definitions on the Urban Dictionary until it bores you!" 'Im bored' means that you are bored and should find something to do.

by Daniel Funnds (fake name) October 1, 2025

im bored

im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do than look on Urban Dictionary for potentially funny definitions. Of course, none of these definitions actually entertain you so you just type what's on your mind.

"I'm bored!" Jonathan cried out. Susan replies to Jonathan's statement with, "You should find something entertaining to do then instead of just letting things bore you." im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do. filler for this definition being published

by Daniel Funnds (fake name) October 1, 2025