‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE
by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025
Get the Mr Two Bitesmug. a word to discribe anything so ugly it makes you want to pull out a gun, put it to your mouth and BOOM!!! pull the trigger.
already suicidle guy: ohhh my fucking god
suicidle guys friend: what? what?
already suicidle guy: that girl she is such a trigger-bite
suicidle guys friend: holy shit IS that really a girl.......dude dont do it... dude NOOOOOOO!!!!!
already suicidle guys brains:BOOM!!! "shuish"
suicidle guys friend: ohhhh dam...... (to bar tender)can i can a Captain?
suicidle guys friend: what? what?
already suicidle guy: that girl she is such a trigger-bite
suicidle guys friend: holy shit IS that really a girl.......dude dont do it... dude NOOOOOOO!!!!!
already suicidle guys brains:BOOM!!! "shuish"
suicidle guys friend: ohhhh dam...... (to bar tender)can i can a Captain?
by numz February 21, 2008
Get the trigger-bitemug. by MacadamiaMike November 14, 2022
Get the Hot Bitemug. by RUDEBWOY January 11, 2021
Get the bite dullmug. When you have two lip piercings on both sides of your bottom lip, (so a total of 4). Snake bites and spider bites fuse together and there you have it, Snider bites.
Did you see Jake yesterday? He got his Snider bites all pierced in the same sitting, his lip is swollen as hell! It's like a balloon what the hell was he thinking he should have just got one or two at the same time and waited for them to heal then continued the process what an idiot.
by Thunder13 July 18, 2024
Get the Snider Bitesmug. The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.
dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
by floating_wierdoorweirdoidek December 30, 2020
Get the he doesn't bitemug. When you literally bite someone from their front side. A way of showing love and affection. Its another version of blowjob except you bite it. It could be for a male or female if you know what I mean.
I was front-biting him afterschool
by nibbernator September 6, 2019
Get the Front-bitingmug.