Howard Beach

First of all, Howard Beach isn't "rich." You want rich, you go to suburban New England. Howard Beach is working class. Second, it isn't really that white. Only the Irish folks there are really white. There are many Italians there, and Italians are not really white in any real sense of the word. I'm Italian, and I'm more brown. I've been called "dago" and "greaseball." My ancestors have been discriminated against. Italians were lynched in large numbers in the South. Sacco and Vanzetti. Italian slums. So, no, Howard Beach isn't really that "white." Trust me, no rich whitebread WASP would wander into Howard Beach, see those guineas and call them "white." Guineas are guineas, not really "white". Howard Beach is also very diverse, too. Many different ethnicities.

Howard Beach is in Queens.

by Callmarcus November 25, 2007

Take my talents down to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.

by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010

myrtle beach

the new miami, a city waiting 2 be fucked,

dawg, myrtle beach just like miami, its a city just waiting 2 be fucked,lol,

by $?$?$ March 22, 2010

Long Beach

The trash-hole of the south. Right next to Gulfport, MS, full of skanks and potheads. Never date a girl from Long Beach. It would most definitely be the biggest mistake of your life.

1:Dude, let's go to Long Beach and smoke a joint with Brandon.

2:Hell no! We might just catch a disease just being in Long Beach. tell that fucker to catch a ride over here.

by Former Long Beach Resident April 16, 2010

beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

by spo April 7, 2005

beach chair

A basic sex position in which the woman lays on her back and the man on top, but the woman places her legs over his shoulders, causing deeper penetration, very fun.

I was getting bored with missionary, so we tried beach chair, and it was much better.

by kkkkkkajajjajdonfnbgpooop June 20, 2009