tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

White River

A term for a stream of female climax creating a white line of semen down the vaginal lips. After profound sexually intercourse.

Last night I was in her, she came so hard she had a white River.

by The Gay girl textbook April 28, 2025

River

He is a guy who say yeet a lot

Person 1.Omg did you hear tommy yell yeet

Person 2.He totally trying to be river

by Ittybittybitch November 16, 2020

river davis morrow

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.

"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."

by 12u4y9489289498u January 4, 2017

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023

The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.

I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.

by Gaychel July 1, 2015