baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 12, 2008

Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

42nd base

While walking the side street of a largely populated city, an obese transvestite begins to engage in oral sex with his own genitals and asks you to ejaculate into his nostril. Simultaneously, your cousin sees the procedure taking place and summons her bestfriends for a group orgy along with some animals. For best orgasms, it is advised that you have a 5-some with your parents, your cousin, and her bestfriend. It is not uncommon for police officers to shoot a bullet up their anus when they see such things.

Transvestite: DUDE, watch me eat myself out while giving myself a handjob

Police officer: Can I join in and make this 42nd base?

Transvestite: No

Police officer: *shoots self in asshole*

by chaz42 March 25, 2009

72nd Base

Fucking every single guy/girl you went to school with, ensuring you do the odd number bases twice. While being filmed before posting it on a NUT website and achieving 72,000 views overnight.

Person A: - Wow, I heard Rob got to 72nd Base last night.

Person B: - Really? He didn't screw me

by After Eights April 12, 2010

2nd base

to touch another's private areas (tits, dick, pussy ect.)

man i got to 2nd base with her

by unknown April 3, 2004

Baseball

a very hard ball
able to do some damage

a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum

by Jay June 2, 2003

6th base

Ocular sex, including any act involving the penetration of the penis into the eye socket.

Sometimes this is referred to as an EJ. It is also sometimes referred to as "skull-fucking."

I got to 6th base with Pam last night after she took out her glass eye. I think she has brain damage now.

by R. Bratt March 10, 2008