Piss baby

Somebody who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way. Often times they will go out of their way to make other people’s lives more difficult if they don’t get to control every situation.

Me: my entire family has to do whatevar my grandpa wants or else he’ll make our lives a living hell.
Friend: what a piss baby

by Flowerfliff June 20, 2021

Baby Portal

Vagina, pink sink, vergina, or any other form of the word vagina, derived from latin vaginus, meaning without glory rod.

Prepare to receive my love plasm in your baby portal!

by Minge Broker April 8, 2009

vanilla baby

A vanilla baby is someone who’s into soft or vanilla sex. Is usually very submissive and smol

“Do you like bdsm?” “No I’m more of a vanilla baby.”

by Succ :) September 25, 2018

milk baby

a beautiful woman who is independent and all about her money and wellbeing

wow, look at her! so luxurious.
she’s a milk baby

by fiona eggless April 18, 2020

Baby Jackson

A baby that has some correlation to every celebrity in the world and makes people cringe.

Baby Jackson: I am now going to party with The Rock (In low Baby Voice)
Guy 1: Cringe (Aka Jealous)

by BabyJackson2020 September 28, 2020

baby lady

An attractive female, typically your girlfriend. Unless you're a douch bag.

I could use one every night with a certain baby lady of mine.

by catchymagician January 10, 2019

Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009