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Rock-Bottom Collectable 

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.
Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.
Rock-Bottom Collectable by Phlavor January 12, 2023
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Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”
That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

Under the bottom

Phrase describing something particularly underwhelming; lackluster.

Antonym of "Over the top".
Has nothing to do with what's under your seat.
"His sales approach was so under the bottom that everyone in the room fell asleep."

cherry on the bottom situation 

A situation where you know there's something different/wrong but can't place why until afterwards. It can also be a situation where you know something could happen and is preventable, but it happens anyways.
Bob: "Why didn't anyone come over for my birthday, Dave?"
Dave: "That's because you bitched out on Sam who was planning the party the night before."
Bob: "Damn. That's a cherry on the bottom situation."

Ben Stein Bottom 

When you are sleeping with someone and they won't try any position but missionary, while making no effort and just laying there in silence. Very boring sex, like that if you were to bang Ben Stein the Clear Eyes guy...
My date was hot, but man, were they a Ben Stein Bottom!

Big Booty Bottom 

A DL, Gay, or Bi Man who plays the sexual role openly or behind closed doors to be sexually penetrated usually by other men with large penises and has an enormous size booty more of the Endomorph type body shape more like a female with wide hips, thick legs, and thick thighs (even with a masculine face) that attracts other men who are DL, Gay, or Bi Men known as the "Top Man" who sexually penetrates.
"I saw on his Grindr profile that he is 100% a Top and in search of a Big Booty Bottom"
Big Booty Bottom by Manosphere February 8, 2021

Bet your bottom dollar 

Of course!; Sure thing!
You bet your bottom dollar I will!