Gleek-attack

a condition that occurs after or while one watches an episode of Glee so packed with drama and twists that they lose all ability to function.

I was hyperventilating because I was having a Gleek-attack.

by Jason O Hanson November 11, 2010

spasm attack

A spasm attack is a twitch in one of your muscles.

Is also associated with cramps.

Person 1: Feels like my eye is jumping.

Person 2: Sounds like you are having a spasm attack.

by LongJohnJohnson November 11, 2013

attaché

1. n. NCSSM school bitch
2. n. recently extinct tribe of suck-up Indians. Formerly common to Wilson, NC

That Lampshade attaché is such a school bitch.

by Doc & Ivey December 28, 2005

attachless

adj. An e-mail without the referenced attachment.

Dude, that e-mail was attachless. You mind sending me the file next time?

by Mike R. Hill February 29, 2008

Attached Juggling

The action of playing with Astrojaxs. Astrojaxs are often referred to as AJs, so Attached Juggling is an anagram and can also be shortened to AJ.

A term to describe toys similar to Astrojaxs. This includes brand name toys like monkey knuckles (two free moving balls on a string with stoppers at the end) and home maid astrojaxs.

"I like to go to the park and do some Attached Juggling in the fresh air."

"Look at this new Attached Juggling toy I made! Its four wooden blocks on a string. Its no Astrojax but I think its pretty cool"

by Questionever January 8, 2012

An Attachment

A word used to replace saying either L or blunt around certain people. It is used to describe weed already rolled up in a dutch.

"yo bro Im going to the dave concert wanna come?"

"eh idk man"

"Ive got an attachment with me!"
"fuck yeah ill come!"

by Lsmokerbrod November 22, 2011

Fauxgetful Attachment

"Forgetting" to add your bro to a hilarious email.

"Hey, bro, you forgot to add Bret to your stupid email."
"No I didn't."

Fauxgetful Attachment

by blake_blake March 29, 2015