1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.
2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.
2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs
dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
by Good_Mario December 14, 2008
Get the crack sheriff mug.Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
by laxqt24 January 14, 2010
Get the crack tweet mug.An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks
Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
by Both of your dads March 6, 2014
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Get the Crack Poverty mug.by connie ronnie July 8, 2019
Get the crack-head mug.The butt-crack like shape within the triangle of a neck-tie when tied by incompetent tyers. Is often a sign of amateur tying or careless tying demonstrated by people in too much hurry to get to their important tie-demanding jobs.
Is that a plumber unclogging chest hair from Peter's collar? No wait, it's just a tie crack. He sure is a hairy bastard though.
by lobo_the_hobo April 1, 2009
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Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011
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