Alyssa

A three-legged, retarded, baby hippo who says awkward things at inappropriate times.

Oh Alyssa, you and your pootenanny and shennanigans

by pootennannyier November 28, 2010

alyce

Homie tiny tottz, wit da grillz of da year.

Alyce is da biggest gangsta out wit da best grillz out WERD??

by lisa :] November 2, 2006

alycha

An aggressive persen

Alycha is an aggressive persen

by Artmart28 November 23, 2017

Alyx

Alyx is possibly the best man i've ever met,
He will always be faithful and loving,

He will always make you want to love him more,
To his friends, he is know to be charitable and funny,
He's cutely gullible, and he makes everyone around him smile.

Alyx? Yeah i know him, he's possibly the best person i've ever met. Why do you ask?

by Salt_Puckers June 21, 2019

The grange school (Alyesbury)

The grange school is a place that exists i guess. People can be either dumb, stupid, nice or whatever's. it includes all the slaughter, such as Math's, English & Social interactions. Yeah suck's right, god it was even worse in year 8 & 9, for me year 7 was alright, But my lord does Year 10 & 11 suck, Teachers just won't stop talking about Exams and GCSE's and what-not, Especially in 2020 with this covid thingy. Honestly though the people you get to hang out with are super nice and really helpful, Unless you go by my name, which it's a complete gamble whenever i get help or not, also like hell I'm telling you my real name. But like a wise mother said "Keep your head down and do the work". Although i would avoid the people who hang out in at least more then 12 people at a time, Those are the loudest in the room and want to make you feel bad, but in reality are only jealous that you got talent and they don't, just ignore them and you might have a healthy life. moral of the story: Don't let what anybody says get to your head, Cause life is filled with BS and you gotta deal with it.

The grange school (alyesbury) is a CRAZY NOISY BIZZARE PLACE!

by WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY September 22, 2020

Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.

Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.

by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

Alyssa

Actual Spawn of satan. Generally abusive in most ways. Often seductive an rude. Into BDSM. Will try to convert you to her ass eating ways

Stay away from her, she's an Alyssa

by Haroldthellama December 16, 2017