Shes so amazing and is a wonderful friend. Youll want to date her and if you get a chance do it, give her your whole world, hold her hand, show her off, kiss her every morning. If you break her heart shell be hurt but never tell you. She cries more than shell ever admit so make sure to ask her if shes ok and when she says yes look her in the eyes, hug her, and tell her i know your not. Shes so beautiful and amazing never let her go. If you ever break up with her youll never fully be over her, everynight youll think of her and theres nothing you can do to stop it.
by anonymous October 27, 2020
Get the Alemug. by hack12772 November 22, 2021
Get the Al-Quamirmug. The director of Juwu Furry Actors (AB), who can often be seen driving around in a forklift at mach 3 as a pachycephalosaurus. He has great skill when it comes to killing people.
by CallMeBez May 19, 2022
Get the Big Almug. someone who has a problem in the vaginal area. they usually will not take clothes off below the waist may also talk like a man
yoo did you see that al shmal at the beach the other day she kept her shorts on the whole time
check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on DOWN their
check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on DOWN their
by doubLetroubLe119 June 13, 2009
Get the al shmalmug. The Al Khattab insurgency is a militant group based out of Libya that is responsible for multiple attacks in North Africa and East Africa. The group was formed after the collapse of the Gadaffi Regime. The group, lead by Sozar Donedison, an Irish-Albanian immigrant, claims affiliation with ISIL, ISIS, and Al-Qaeda.
“Did you hear about Al-Khattab Insurgency?”
“Wtf is an Al-Khattab?”
“Its a terrorist organization in Libya”
“Wtf is an Al-Khattab?”
“Its a terrorist organization in Libya”
by Sonar eshak June 28, 2021
Get the Al-Khattab Insurgencymug. by questioning my life choices May 18, 2021
Get the alesmug. A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.
I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.
Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
by dearthyvader April 13, 2010
Get the YouTube-al Ligationmug.