When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
Get the sleeping on his shirt tailmug. "Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
Get the lobster tail and beermug. by BaconReh69 May 10, 2021
Get the Internal tail ticklinmug. When your friend is single and deserves to be single; tail gunning is the go to where one bro can and will keep the other one single.
by The Cheese Guy April 4, 2022
Get the Tail Gunningmug. A term of endearment, used by a man or a woman, in reference to their partner, after the man ejaculates either inside of or over the other's anus. Also, can be used as a derogatory term for gay men, but only rarely, and in jest amongst straight men, who are feigning 'gayness' for the amusement of friends and/or family.
Gay guy #1: 'Hey there, slippery-tail, how'd you like that last bung-load?'
Gay guy #2: 'Ohhhhh, marvelous, my jizzy-boy, thanks kindly, when may I have another?'
Gay guy #1: 'Hold your horses there, humpy-buns, I gotta reload and do some more coke.
Gay guy #2: 'Ohhhhh, marvelous, my jizzy-boy, thanks kindly, when may I have another?'
Gay guy #1: 'Hold your horses there, humpy-buns, I gotta reload and do some more coke.
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Get the slippery-tailmug. Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*
Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?
Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?
Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
Get the raccoon tail extensionsmug. girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!
by santaire July 5, 2011
Get the fauxny tailmug.