A severe, fictional illness that causes someone to not be "locked in" or focused. Often used in a humorous context to describe someone's scattered attention or lack of concentration, particularly attributed to someone named Nicole or similar sounding names.
Example: "Man, I've got a bad case of Nicoleitis today; I can't focus on anything at work!"
Example: "Man, I've got a bad case of Nicoleitis today; I can't focus on anything at work!"
by BiggestJC February 13, 2025

by itsurbuddybuddy September 24, 2021

Nicole is a little bitch. She is very narsaccistic and doesn’t shut up. Very dumb and boring. Not cool. Stupid
by Burgerqween September 18, 2020

shitty booty Nicole
Anyone and anything can get into those pants , easy peasy.
Loves to do the nasty even tho her parents caught her 12 times.
Often goes on 3 mans with the same guys who talk shit about her.
Fake friend, will throw you under the bus and f the guy u wanted first.
body count number higher than her age.
Ass "fat", thick tummy, big forehead 💋
Anyone and anything can get into those pants , easy peasy.
Loves to do the nasty even tho her parents caught her 12 times.
Often goes on 3 mans with the same guys who talk shit about her.
Fake friend, will throw you under the bus and f the guy u wanted first.
body count number higher than her age.
Ass "fat", thick tummy, big forehead 💋
"yo im bout to link w nicole"
"nicole the bop? i alr did, her panties stank"
"wtf....awh hell nah no wonder das her name"
"nicole the bop? i alr did, her panties stank"
"wtf....awh hell nah no wonder das her name"
by daddyrebbeccaaa March 21, 2025

Nicole is the prettiest girl, truthful, smart and you can always choose to be with her most of the times, Nicole likes Music, she is funny and she can't miss a chance to put a smile on your face when she wants to. She is very athletic and generous.
Eventhough she might be a tomboy with a calm nature, you feel loved when she smile for you.
Eventhough she might be a tomboy with a calm nature, you feel loved when she smile for you.
by Lana Rev Dana November 23, 2021

She’s such an awesome person. Someone that will cheer you up even when her life is horrible. You will never forget her.
by Thebestever18_ October 10, 2022

The name of a 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite road bike, with "state of the art" SRAM Rival eTap drivetrain, "full carbon frame" and a "fully intergrated handlebars". In reality its a fucking Bike shaped object from Specialized, North America's worst bicycle manufacture. SRAM Rival eTap is a complete joke, brakes are misaligned, specialized is known for its BSO's and cheap bikes that can be found in Walmart.
Me: check out my bike named Bella Nicole, its my 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite i got from a bike shop.
Barack Obama: that thing is complete shitty BSO (bike shaped object) i got at target for less than $100. looks and feels exactly the same as that one. Yall know Specialized "Bicycle" cooperation sells crappy "full suspension" MTBs and road bikes built to fail.
Barack Obama: that thing is complete shitty BSO (bike shaped object) i got at target for less than $100. looks and feels exactly the same as that one. Yall know Specialized "Bicycle" cooperation sells crappy "full suspension" MTBs and road bikes built to fail.
by Knmagor May 12, 2023
