shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

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Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.

What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!

by F_loot April 14, 2011

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pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016

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re-poon

1)A bitch that has a poon that became a dick, but then became a poon again.

2)A girl who has re-pooned. Or a guy that is re-pooning.

Does that re-poon Alex lick poon or dick?

Yu sucked poon, even before he was re-pooning.

by mizuz poon December 15, 2008

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A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.

Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.

by bootybasher January 7, 2011

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