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LOG

A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.

Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Here comes another LOG today
by Echonacea February 2, 2021
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Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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Slammin’ logs

A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.
“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”
by C@rb0nm0n0 August 21, 2022
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Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion
When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight
by IrritatedData July 16, 2022
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Log Banger

A person who only smokes the fattest of blunts.
Maverick is a log banger he smokes like 12 blunts a day.
by NapoleonD July 22, 2017
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Lincoln logs

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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Rot Log

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020
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