Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

beer mob

One who is a god at downing kegs, Jägermeister, beer, ale, or any other alcholic beverage, especially at a party.

Holy balls, Rob, you are totally beer mob-bing it

Kevin is such a beer mob.

Johnny beer was a badass beer mob at the party last night

by thebeermob April 9, 2011

beer less

A person who does not have alcohol where alcohol is required at all times. The condition of this is only if the person has no beer.

Guy 1: hey man, you look beerless

Guy 2: I brought the vodka.

Guy 1: yea man but where's the beer? I guess no pong tonight since your beer less.

by Jcastello214 September 24, 2013

Fizz Beer

Lager.

So called as lager is a fizzy beer with lots of bubbles.

"A pint of fizz beer please"

by Johnnyboyz98 October 2, 2022

Beer-Bressure

The act of getting influenced or pushed to drink.

You: Drink up sonny boy, tonight we be chillin'.

Me: I'm good, thanks :).
You: Haha, you to pussy to drink?
Friend: Bruh stop tryna beer-bressure her

by Anonymous-duck March 2, 2020

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

by traplord&lady February 12, 2021

Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."

by Warlock dog August 5, 2012