Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

walmart willy

Luke Jones

Me and Walmart Willy are riding tmrw

by Thrasherboi34 July 9, 2017

Wet Willy

When you oil a girls breasts and then titty fuck her.

John: “Dude, Tiffany has great boobs.”

Chase: “Yeah, I’d love to give her a wet Willy.”

by Dr.R1ck__Mar$ha11 November 11, 2018

Willie Wonka

A middle aged gay white guy who only has sex with gorgeous black men with smooth creamy skin and large chocolate cocks.

Even thou Martin was successful as a commercial banker, he had even more success playing Willie Wonka to Lamar’s chocolate factory

by ReXXXgoliath December 14, 2018

Nut Willy

When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear

Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.

by EpicGamerMoment420 September 29, 2018

spinning willis

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

by Jo Jo the Circus Boy February 25, 2005

willy warmer

basically it’s where you gay and suck dick

oh look over theres, it’s a willy warmer

by definitionsattherefinest May 7, 2021