galactic whore

A mega slut, the kind of girl that could be spit roasted by two donkeys and still want more.

victoria was not opposed to being fisted and ass fucked at the same time
being a galactic whore.

by Sirus May 15, 2003

river whore

In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"

Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.

by quiggler November 8, 2005

college whore

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

by Ellis April 23, 2005

whore's way

An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.

man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"

man 2: "That's a whore's way."

man 1: "It is!"

man 2: Can I have it?"

or alternately...

man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."

man 2: "Wow."

man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"

man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."

by offensivename August 30, 2010

validation whore

A friend or (usually) co-worker who has an insatiable need for attention and kudos from others. Using tactics like martyrdom to get attention.

Lenard: o m g I spent my entire weekend mocking up this layout. It totally took forever, my partner hates me, and I have no life but I just HAD to do it

Neil: Lenard, you are a rock star! I can't believe how dedicated you are and how talented. WOW

rest of meeting participants: <roll eyes> Lenard is such a validation whore!

by xxtian April 18, 2009

classy whore

someone who is capable of pursuing sexual relationships with a plethora of people in life, without ever getting STDs or pregnant. Classy comes from the skill of cleanliness and the art of the one night stand. whore is only tagged on so that we may recognize that you may not be her only lover.

Melissa is a classy whore; she has a boy to buy her nice things, a boy to entertain her, and a boy who proves she has taste.

by missa11003 March 15, 2011

Myspace Whore

not what most people have said.
A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they're 'whoring' does the same for them.

Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends!
Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too!

Whoring Bulletin:
Add Sam! She's super hot!
She comments!
(Persons Pic Here)

Thats what a myspace whore does.

by Tyffany December 22, 2005