what😀

When someone says some shit thats so crazy u dont even know how to react. The 😀 emoji is of course ironic as sometimes you wanna kill the person who said that shit (as in the example below).

Person A: "Bro yesterday i found my lizard filled with some white shit"
Person B: "Yea i fucked it the other day coz i was bored"
Person A: "What😀"

by wydimMeow April 22, 2021

what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003

What no way

Say this (question “WHAT”) pause (then say “no way, or no fuckin way”) as a response to what you just saw and or heard. Usually after something amazing, unique, or even a correction to make life easier etc.

1. You—-Hey Mom, guess what…

Mom—-yes dear,

You——i just saw Pres Biden fall off his bicycle!
Mom—-What No way…..

by @bigtruk July 31, 2023

What the heff

When you wanna tell ur mates subtly that there’s a heffer nearby.

“She was standing over there and I was like what the heff?”

by Bigjuicyheffer December 6, 2021

what's the science?

To ask whats happening or going on

Whats the science?
Chillin, you know.

by Shaaarrrp January 30, 2005

what the deuce

A saying from Stewie in Family Guy

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen

by JDZITS December 29, 2007

what ev

Shortened, yuppie, version of the oh-so-popular, "whatever."

Popular among sorority girls and others of that caliber.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a condom."
"What ev, just do it."

by Benjamin Bode June 4, 2005