A walking trashcan is a dog who eats anything and everything. Typically puppies that know nothing and are stupid to realize the consequences that might come with eating things they should not.
Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.
The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.
The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
by DestructiveBurn July 23, 2022
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Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
by Chris Cheezus April 8, 2019
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eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.
by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018
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I cannot believe she volunteers at the hospital, has the presidential service award and has 300 hours of community service. Man, that girl Avery is a Walking Resumè.
by Datwotwats June 2, 2016
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Get the Shit Walked mug.With as much a Jordan's mom is drinking, she might end up doing the pilgrim walk with that guy next to her
by Richard Dishman May 11, 2016
Get the Pilgrim walk mug.Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
by dyejmdac January 21, 2019
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