Wankered

Stoned, Wasted, Boxed, Mashed

I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong

by cappy May 23, 2003

FANNY WANKER

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

by jodiexxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2005

Roy Walker

A tempting sexual liason with someone you really shouldn't due to any of the following reasons - too old, too young, too drunk, too mental, too disabled - but still posess a certain 'Je'nais ce quoi'

Something thats 'Good, but not right' (Mr Walker's catchphrase in 'Catchphrase')

"Saw you in the corner with Laura"
"Aye, reckon I'm in there"
"You do know her dad just died"
"Woah! Roy Walker!"
"What?"
"It'll be good, but not right"

by theshane October 2, 2007

stilt walker

A rad person who can perform on a pole-like device that straps onto the wearer's feet, suspending them in the air and allowing them to walk with their feet above the ground. The better the stilt walker, the more tricks they can do and energy they can produce. Super tall. Amazing to watch. Epic. Awesome.

That nine foot tall stilt walker is so much fun to watch perform in the parade.

by SpiffySquad February 3, 2010

Gym wanker

A person who's life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. This person likes to perform sex acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. Probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the sex act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.

Guy 1 - "Hey did you see that photo Ron uploaded of him making out with a 70K hand weight last night"

Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker

by NoWan69 February 28, 2012

Walker Charter Academy

West Michigan is the home of The worst school EVER............the teachers ride ur dick so hardcore it starts bleeding FUCK THIS SCHOOL, STOP RIDING MY DICK SO HARD U BALD HEADED FUCk

Mr.Stevens Rode my dick so hard when he was assistant principal at walker charter dick riding academy,
FUCK DICK KRUEGER
Walker Charter Academy sucks ASS

by pussy getter5000 July 10, 2011

facebook wanker

the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.

Example of a facebook wanker

It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.

by facebookwanker January 20, 2011