Tony Watson
The most amazing man on this planet. He has the most amazing sense of humor and a great body as well (; He is tough to other men but is the sweetest man on this Earth if he opens up to you. He always smells amazing and will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. His kisses are amazing and i will miss that kid until he comes back.
The most amazing man on this planet. He has the most amazing sense of humor and a great body as well (; He is tough to other men but is the sweetest man on this Earth if he opens up to you. He always smells amazing and will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. His kisses are amazing and i will miss that kid until he comes back.
One kid: Did you hear that girl called Tony Watson's girlfriend fat?
Other kid: YEAH HE FREAKED AND PUNCHED THE WALL NOW HIS KNUCKLE IS FUCKED UP. HE MUST LOVE HER!
Other kid: YEAH HE FREAKED AND PUNCHED THE WALL NOW HIS KNUCKLE IS FUCKED UP. HE MUST LOVE HER!
by thatonekidiscute June 16, 2011
Get the Tony Watson mug.A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.
Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!
Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!
Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!
by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012
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When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.
*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."
by fish_dicks March 1, 2023
Get the wondering what to wear mug.Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
Get the That's what I told my first wife. mug.I was so optimistic that the cup was full, I needed a two cups watsy, I was over brimming with optimism.
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