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1. An insult commonly used in Great Britan, to denote an individual whom masturbates.

2. An insult used in Denmark during zombie apocalypses, to insult:
Doctors performing healthcare
Patients receiving healthcare
1.
Lord Cuffrey: Lord Humpington havent seen fit to leave his mansion this evening.
Lord Pinkerton: I say! What a wanker!

2.
Jonas: Dr. Mench bliver hjemme for at få ham den sårede på benene igen.
Fillip: Fuck nogle wankerere!
Wanker by JensMench August 7, 2014
Having week ankles.
OMG you've got wankels your ankles are sooooo week.
Wankels by Magicpants69 October 14, 2017
noun. one who wanks.
smelly is such a wanker

wanker bear

A song that is funny.
An insult.
Calum Walsh.
I'm a wanker bear ect.

You wanker bear!

"Hello, I'm Calum!"
A less harsh way of saying and or calling a person a Jerk off
Wanker by Robby Deisel July 10, 2009

walked in 

To be admitted into a group without having to go through an initiation ritual.
In trying to have their membership quickly grow, new recruits to the club were walked in.
walked in by gRyPhOn December 19, 2011