The Valley

Home of some famous athletes that come back every few decades and rapper Jae Sloan.

You know you're from The Valley when...

by The home tourist September 18, 2016

valley talk

When you talk to someone privately about sexual things, also touching their private body parts.

Tonight let's valley talk.

by Ortance ivy September 12, 2016

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

rain in the valley

When there is sweat between you tits

"Sam there is rain in the valley"
"Gross, grace"

by The ash attack February 9, 2017

valley-gurl volley

when two people, usually significant others, go back and forth saying a repeated phrase in a valley girl style voice.

girl: hey boi

boy: hey gurl

g:hey boi

b:hey gurl

everyone else in the room: will you shut up?

this is a valley-gurl volley

by honeybee62966 January 17, 2013

Chocolate Valley Licker

One who licks the deepest darkest "chocolate" valley. Also known as one who licks the crack.

That man is a chocolate valley licker!

by Your BOSS July 6, 2012