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Types of Atheists

There are several; see below.
Types of atheists include:

- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.

- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.

- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.

- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.

- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)

- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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type snacks

a version of “type shit” but instead a clean version for you to say priso- i mean school
~At school~
*carly*: i like your shoes
*your hgs/hbs*: typee shi-
*bonquesha*: *looks at the teacher, watching them*
TYPE SNACKS
*everyone else follows her phrase*: TYPE SNACKS

created by milan w.💕
by anonymous August 1, 2024
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never was the patient type

To be impatient. The desire to not want to wait for things to occur. A saying some would say, to never be a type of way.
I never was the patient type when it came to waiting in lines .
by Abcvd December 25, 2023
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Type shit

Used to agree to something or with someone
"Hey, One Piece is a fire anime"
"type shit"
by dracobucciarati April 10, 2024
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Only hackers can type this

This is basically some Youtube Shorts thing where kids record into an object to make the background dark, use a video editor most likely on a Samang device to add text saying "Only hackers can type this" then add 6 overlapping a 9 or whatever they what to add, and those videos probably get more views than a single short from the Duolingo marketing team, like how?
"oNlY hAcKeRs CaN tYpE tHiS: ⱱ̏"
by φ June 8, 2024
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Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
by Bunsdads June 5, 2019
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