A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
by cheezeball420 January 28, 2011
Get the Steel Turdmug. similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010
Get the turd loafmug. by BuzzlightyearND October 27, 2010
Get the turd puddlemug. Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."
by Samson29 November 21, 2015
Get the turd murderermug. I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.
by D Roos June 1, 2011
Get the Beaster Turdmug. When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 21, 2011
Get the Turd Revengemug. by frank and keith June 6, 2007
Get the roker turdmug.