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Reality Trip

A man consisting of 2 parts: 50% insanity, 50% Ganja. Also the self-proclaimed 'greatest man alive' and is responsible for several counts of internet deviance, he is also in love with Warlain
by Cedric September 22, 2003
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Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.
While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either
by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013
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Trip

A man with a tiny cock and is most likely gay but is to shy to tell anyone/ come out of the closet, will always be the sussy bacca in the corner of the boys locker rooms
“Gabe” is he beating his meat?

“Brock” not again

“Isaac” fifth time this period

*trip rapidly starts busting a nut all over his PE clothes*
by Garyyy69 December 10, 2021
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Trip to Larne

This one is dedicated to one of our mutual friends, who knocked one out while driving to Larne to pass the time.
When we get back into the office we are inevitably asked where we have been, as a homage to that driving incident we always say we took a "trip to larne".
by Dogster December 14, 2006
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Trip Deane bake bean

he is a bake bean
by bake beans November 16, 2022
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pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Dax Trip

(noun)
1. A ride on Daxton’s erect penis.
2. A series of flights that Daxton is scheduled to pilot.
“When I heard he was a pilot, I just knew I had to go on a Dax Trip."
by Higster September 20, 2019
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