more whips than a run away slave

To have an excess amount of cars

Person 1 " Man you ever drive the same car twice?"
Person 2 " Nahh, i gots more whips than a run away slave son"

by WP Pants September 1, 2007

acting stupider than I am

I often act stupider than I am, just to lead people off. I love to troll people and get their reactions

acting stupider than I am

by WorseThanHitler January 11, 2021

A hand in the bush is better than two birds.

A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.

Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.

by rockinray October 21, 2012

Wetter than an otters pocket

Something cool i say when i think something is cool lol

Lily: Wow that chicken was wetter than an otters pocket last night luvvy

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 9, 2021

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

"Tighter than dick's hatband" should be "tighter than a dick's hatband" and could be written as "tighter than a detective's hatband". A phrase referring to the band on their hat and has nothing to do with the male anatomy. I believe this is a Prohibition Era phrase.

It fit tighter than dick's hatband. This should be "It fit tighter than a dick's hatband".

by TGadgetS February 18, 2017

cheaper than fast food

Something that sux i.e. being taken advantage of

He just blew me off. That's cheaper than fast food.

by Claire July 21, 2003

scarier than fear itself

something that is scary.. scarier than fear itself

Jason "Yo dude did you see that ugly chick, Jessica?!"
Chi-Lou "YEA DUDE, shes scarier than fear itself!"
Jason "Oh, cya!"

by Jamabada November 8, 2006