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tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
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Retarded Tiktok Girl

Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded
Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"

Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"

Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
by Niggainator January 1, 2023
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TikTok

The app we all downloaded as a joke, but we are now addicted to.
Hey bill I just downloaded TikTok to see what it’s about, I’ll delete it later tho.

2 weeks later: oh shit I’m addicted
by Followmyinsta69 January 3, 2020
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TikTok

The greatest septic tank of cringe there is, next to iFunny and 4chan.
A place where underage kids go to look at Fortnite memes from 2+ years ago
Probably government spyware
'Vro that meme is stolen and it's stolen from fucking TikTok.'
'Jesus fucking christ my little brother is on TikTok.'
'They're banning TikTok, I see this as an absolute win.'
by armageddon ham September 26, 2020
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Tiktok

An addiction worse than any drug
Person one: I just installed tiktok

Person two: say goodbye to you social life
by Dumb_blonde69 August 25, 2019
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TikTok

Tiktik is an app where people post short videos of themselves doing anything tiktok is very popular and gives nonpopular people a chance to get more popular
Person-wyd?
Tiktoker-making a tiktok
Person-

What is that and why are you listening to the song and recording yourself?
Tiktoker-JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
by Zonut+Cow🐄🍩 September 16, 2019
mugGet the TikTokmug.

leohatesuuu on tiktok

He is amazing and the most prettiest boy ever he is loving and kind and will always be thier but never leave him hanging bc he deserves everything in the world and makes me so happy he is the best person in the world and I love him with all my heart -Ellieth 😮💨
leohatesuuu on tiktok is amazing -Ellieth
by leohatesuuu on tiktok October 16, 2021
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