When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.
Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!
by Dirtydago August 28, 2013
Get the Rusty lulumug. I went out with Cindy yesterday ...but her Rusty Tacklebox really put me off my appetite, too bad momma didn't raise no quitter
by Themonkeyfkr March 23, 2022
Get the Rusty Tackleboxmug. by Pissface&Pussface February 7, 2019
Get the Rusty Rimmug. When someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. At the moment of ejaculation, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.
"This freaky chick is giving me a Rusty Trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a Rusty Thumboni. Now she's my wife"
by annoyasaurus November 22, 2013
Get the Rusty Thumbonimug. by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016
Get the Rusty Boilermug. Noun; Similar to a rusty trombone, but more familiar to those in cold climates such as Minnesota, the Dakotas, Canada or Scandinavian nations.
"Eh there Sven, ya know I gave that ol' nort Dakota girl, Bertha, the ol' rusty bobsled. And ya know what? She took it like a pro, like gosh darn ice hockey pro dontcha know"
by Norseman November 12, 2014
Get the rusty bobsledmug. Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.
Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.
by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016
Get the Rusty Justicemug.