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ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.
"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"
by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023
mugGet the ur mummug.

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
by Jonsmum February 11, 2014
mugGet the jons mummug.

YER MUM

Your response to any problem
Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM
by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022
mugGet the YER MUMmug.

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021
mugGet the ur mummug.

Mum

She’s probably nice unless she isn’t
Guy:Hi
Other guy:Hi

Mum:I’m your mum

Bruh idk
by Ffswhyareallthenamestaken March 13, 2021
mugGet the Mummug.

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