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Muff muncher

Definition: a lesbian.

A woman who eats pussy.
Savannah: I got a vibe that Amy is a muff muncher.
Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!
by Sheslikesunshine October 14, 2019
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muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head
She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.
by king.tee May 23, 2018
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Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
by TcSilly May 25, 2018
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eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina
Erin has a eggy muff
by Pussyegg May 2, 2018
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muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya
by Muffcannon March 30, 2017
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muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.
I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.
by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017
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earth muff

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017
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