Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 22, 2020

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay

Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 06, 2017

Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers

“I moose fucked sara so hard”

by PuppyThatNuts May 09, 2025

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 07, 2019