Wheels

A vehicle that has wheels.

Hey bro, you got wheels? I need a ride to the hood.

by Fart_A_La_Cart March 26, 2023

Wheeled

Being inadvertently subjected to a cover of the song “Wagon Wheel;” a favorite song among people who have limited music repertoire and questionable taste.

How many times do you think I’ll get “Wheeled” at Hootiefest this weekend?

by HoltCouture January 23, 2022

Wheel Of Pussy

Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.

Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S

by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023

Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus

I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.

by Ergendwen August 14, 2017

Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.

Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.

by B4dsx August 22, 2020

wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

going wheels

In the card game spades, to bid 10 books. “We’re going wheels” referencing the two zeros in the 100 points potentially gained by taking said books. “Spin ‘em” is an acceptable (albeit cocky) form of declaring a team’s intent to go wheels.

“We’re going wheels!”
“Spin ‘em”
“Wheels.”

by EbonyClark June 11, 2023