shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

Poon

What bummy yutes from scarborough, Toronto call Vapes or E- liquid devices

person 1- "Ayo fham some yute named SP called a vape a poon"

person 2- "lol he's a bum yute"

by TorontosFinestDefinitions September 30, 2020

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

Poon

A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.

Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.

by master poonway April 25, 2022

Poon

When u have a drag on a high Nic hoon when ur sitting on the dunny and u get the Nic shits

“Oi cunt imma boost gotta have a poon”

by Youngslayer69 February 23, 2021

Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle

hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle

by WhiteWashed June 22, 2011

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014