by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021
A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.
by Vanillra September 15, 2020
A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.
by Vanillra September 15, 2020
A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.
A guy that has a lot of quality sex.
A guy that has a lot of quality sex.
Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".
by boomersooner14 November 29, 2012
'Poon' is an abbreviated form of 'poontang', which is a Ilokano word which translates as 'whore-fuck'. This is in contrast to just a regular fuck, where whore-fuck means that there is some guaranteed action that will happen, so that prospective client will not just be throwing away their cash. This term often refers to the smell from 10 other guys dicks having been in it already.
Blunt said that he was going to get some poon tonight. But no, now we are instead staying up and then driving to Delaware to a frisbee tournament.
by Sick-Puppy February 11, 2016