cancerous

any loud child

damn that kid is cancerous

by chris pratt as mario December 9, 2021

Cancer

Something that can go kill itself

Person 1: "My mum has stage 3 liver cancer"

Person 2: "Fuck cancer"

by Pussy Licker 69420 July 27, 2023

Cancer

Cancer is an astrology sign, but they all look the same

Person 1 "Hey are you cancer"
Person 2 "No, I have cancer"
Person 1 "Oh, what month were you born"
Person 2 "March"

by Cancerbaby12452 December 30, 2021

cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling

I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer

by brunchkille October 10, 2023

Cancer

Cancer: a excuse not to go to school or to skip school.

Haytam: I can't go to school today I have cancer

Sam: wtf that's just a excuse not to go to schol

by Hentai-gamer August 5, 2019

Cancer

TikTok

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer

by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014