brown torpedo

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.

that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.

by blockrader August 22, 2009

brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009

Brown Pinata

Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats".

"Last night, Alexi gave me a Brown Pinata. I'm wearing a diaper as we speak."

by Corndog January 6, 2005

Brown Plummer

The oppisite of a blowkin. It is when a man eats a woman out while she takes a shit.

"Hey man, last night I gave my girlfriend a brown plummer."

"Dude thats fucking sick."

by G-Murder1882 January 7, 2009

gone brown

Meaning gone wrong or titsup, like gone to shit (being brown)

We were doing so well till it all went brown.

doing alright? nah its all gone brown

by Alberto Balsam January 30, 2005

Tyler brown

Cute ass boy that don't give a damn about what any one saids about him .🔐❤️💗💗😍😍💖💖

There's this boy on the internet he fine its Tyler brown 💖

by J Block March 21, 2017

Brown Hook

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.

Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

by The Hook Inventor November 28, 2007