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Northern monkey

by leavethisplace June 30, 2003
mugGet the Northern monkeymug.

porsche monkey

An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.
"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"

"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"
by dookieross November 10, 2008
mugGet the porsche monkeymug.

grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.
If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.
by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2011
mugGet the grease monkeymug.

stomach monkeys

Although not actually of the ape family, stomach monkeys are to blame for practically all digestive system ailments in human beings when an actual condition cannot be identified.
Borgy is throwing up again. I guess he's got a case of the stomach monkeys.
by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008
mugGet the stomach monkeysmug.

monkey butt

when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt
by cream of some yung.. January 26, 2003
mugGet the monkey buttmug.

He-Monkey

A girl who u would look at and instantly run away from her man-ish looking face. A very ugly girl, unpleasant to the naked eye, very atrocious looking female.
Man i was walking down the street and i saw dis He-monkey, instantly i projectile vomited everywhere.
by Hudimus November 19, 2010
mugGet the He-Monkeymug.

Pill Monkey

Someone who consumes an excessive amount of MDMA on a regular basis as part of their night out. They will usually gurn like a lunatic and be completely unaware of their surroundings, often listen to old school, hardcore or cheesy anthems and wearing a shell suit
"I hate going to festivals there is always a bunch of Northern pill monkeys, half of which are on the rob to spoil it for everyone else"
by Ged Carroll November 22, 2003
mugGet the Pill Monkeymug.

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