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Texas Treasure Chest

Is the act of taking a dump in a fat girls fat roll and hide it there until she showers and cleans under her fat roll. That of course is IF she takes showers.
Dude, that chick was so fat I could give her a Texas treasure chest
by ChrisAK May 21, 2008
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Texas

The shittiest State in the US. Lincoln should have given it to Mexico when he had the chance. The traffic is worse than Southern California and so is the pollution. Texas is the state in which all the psycho religious extremists live and the capital of random acts of child abuse. No one in Texas vacations in their own state, they all go to Colorado, California, New York, and Florida. Sure they're the second biggest state in the US but Alaska could kick their ass five times over. Texas is where the last many presidents are from, probably the single reason why US politics suck.
The only thing good to come out of Texas is Pantera.
by Real America June 20, 2008
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Hereford, Texas

A small town in Texas that smells like the toilet after a trucker took the hugest shit of his life. When there is alot of wind, you can smell it from miles away, causing people to bag on the terrible reak of Amarillo because shitty ass Hereford is blowing in. With a population of 15,000 of either people that are the epitome of white trash - or mexican illegal immigrants.
Visitor of Amarillo: What the fuck is that smell?

Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.

Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.
by Taylor and Julie May 15, 2010
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Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.
Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!
by shakesNC February 14, 2007
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Texas Vegetarian

A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007
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Texas Grease Shower

1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.

2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"

"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
by TheWSFPG January 29, 2009
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textest

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like
marc why are you being so textest
by christophorus August 25, 2010
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