Is the act of taking a dump in a fat girls fat roll and hide it there until she showers and cleans under her fat roll. That of course is IF she takes showers.
by ChrisAK May 21, 2008
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A small town in Texas that smells like the toilet after a trucker took the hugest shit of his life. When there is alot of wind, you can smell it from miles away, causing people to bag on the terrible reak of Amarillo because shitty ass Hereford is blowing in. With a population of 15,000 of either people that are the epitome of white trash - or mexican illegal immigrants.
Visitor of Amarillo: What the fuck is that smell?
Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.
Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.
Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.
Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.
by Taylor and Julie May 15, 2010
Get the Hereford, Texas mug.Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.
Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!
by shakesNC February 14, 2007
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"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007
Get the Texas Vegetarian mug.1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
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