Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.
New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"
by Eddie Genius October 02, 2018
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Sebastian Taylor

A fucken wanker who jerks off his neighbours dog so he can drink the semen to impregnate himself. He loves to fondle with the penises of 6 year olds and have sexy time with the toddlers at preschool. He is also a registered sex offender and is not allowed within 50km of any school. He pleasures himself every night by using his little brother fist to stimulate is G spot. The then hand feeds his semen to his black slave that he keeps in his basement and uses him for sex.

PLEASE PUBLISH THIS xx :)
"Dont be a Sebastian Taylor"
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Taylor Becker

A half German half Jewish man with a big penis
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Rip Taylored

Getting super fucked up, usually with a combination of alcohol and drugs.
I just got a 2/4 & an eightball, looks like we're gettin Rip Taylored tonight b'ys
by Charlotte Bardot January 09, 2014
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taylor lockhart

Has a boyfriend named Larry and she gets super jealous and hates this girl liv
Yo Taylor Lockhart you looking fine
by Larsonharper January 28, 2017
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Tru Taylor

She’s in love with Matty cash and also has shit hair
“Tru Taylor’s over there
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Corey Taylor

A lead singer of the band Slipknot, (yes, he is in 2 other bands) and if I dare to attempt to sing on of his songs, I would have to drink cough syrup for the rest of my life because of my vocal cords.
Oh my lands, that guy with a mask and dreads sticking out of it, must be Corey Taylor.
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