Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.

I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.

by Motherperson September 26, 2023

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A pussy licking monster that eats little children at night

My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 5, 2024

Fanum Tax

When someone wants a piece of some you have like food, drinks, or supplies

Guy 1 *eating his food*

Guy 2 "YO LEMME GET SOME OF THAT"

Guy 1 "No way bro just fanum taxed me"

by kooldudjp April 10, 2024

Panty tax

The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.

Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.

by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024

fanum tax

usually used when taking something away from someone, usually food

older brother: aight i'm fanum taxing ur burger
*grabs burger*

person 1: where's your nike hoodie gone?

person 2: idk, my sister fanum taxed it so its hers now ig

by grahgrahboom123 April 15, 2024